The Truth of the Atom

An Intro That is Illogical
The truth is, the well known all famous atom isn't really what scientists say they are... They are really space ships. Controlled by an alien race known as the Quarks.

A Well Needed Explanation
Ok so basically atoms are space ships. They are flown by an alien race known at the Quarks. I know there will need to be proof, but you probably need an explanation. The Quarks are a very, well, lets say aggressive race of aliens. So there are multiple "groups" of them. All of the groups wage war or create allies. So what a group of Quark space ships do is form a larger being (or object, just don't want the rocks to feel left out) to fight a war. You (or a rock) are a being made for war. Now I bet you are asking, What about my friends and family that I don't hate! Well the is an explanation for this too. You friends are allies of the group of Quarks you are made up of. You are either a branch of your family's quarks, or you family is a branch of your Quarks military. Now I know that there are people out there that you honestly don't care about what happens (like rocks) or you just are not friends with, but you don't hate them. Those are other neutral armies that your group of Quarks don't care about. NOW! your enemies are a whole different story. Your group of Quarks HATES them! Now lets just say you die from a natural cause. That wasn't natural... That was a group of Quarks that killed you! Basically life is war and everything is an army.

The Proof (finally)
Now take the word Life. You live. in life. Live backwards is Evil. War is evil. See what I mean. So Life must stand for something.

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Equation

The Conclusion
So all life is, is a big equation of war. But why do you not notice this "war". Because this entire page was a waste of time. None of this is true. You really shouldn't trust an atom... They make up everything. (heh heh puns)